This ultra-dark, inky-colored wine is grapey-smelling when first poured. Give it time to open up and you get spice (black and white pepper), smoky oak (the longer it’s open the more you get), minerals/limestone and black currant and cassis. Be sure to wear your weight belt, cuz it’s a lot to take in.

The acidity is surprisingly high, which means you could have it with an intense, thick, tomato-based stew or chili (so long as it isn’t spicy). Whichever you choose, make sure it provides plenty of protein. You’ll need it for the workout this wine provides.

It’s a wine. It’s exercise equipment. It’s a wine AND exercise equipment! It’s two, two TWO in one!

Now, how much would you pay for all of this? $35? Monthly dues of $29.99? Sure, it’s worth all that and more, but act now and this multipurpose wine can be yours for the unbelievable price of $10 to 15! That’s right – for as little as $10 you can impress your friends with incredible taste in wine and your beach-body biceps.

Operators are standing by. Order today!

Cheers,
TSW

Are you frustrated by not being able to fit an exercise program into your busy drinking schedule? Wish there was a way to combine the two, despite the local gym’s antiquated policies that discriminate against certain beverages?

Take heart, my dedicated drinker! Concannon has the answer for you!

Concannon’s newest wines are coming with new labels and new bottles that weigh just south of a metric ton. The glass is thicker than a lot of Champagne bottles! So, each time you pick up the bottle to refill your wine glass, you’ll be lifting weight that would make the California governor’s eyes water.

And with this petite sirah, you’ll want to get a lot of reps in. It’s a wine worthy of its heavy-duty enclosure, and will give your palate a workout, too.